Today's Lesson: How To Throw A Grenade

When you're at this level of competence, anything can happen.

Like throwing the pin and holding onto the grenade is one. To be fair, it might not be the pin and the grenade thing but how do you train someone like this guy? I know, have him trained by R. Lee Ermey himself. The guy will surely straighten up under the lovable tutelage of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,  Full Metal Jacket style.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir! 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, any fucking time, sweetheart! 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! 
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir. 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag! 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.

Hit the jump for the video and more of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman antics.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you through grinning? Private Gomer Pyle: [gagging] Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you! Private Gomer Pyle: [louder] Sir, yes, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I STILL can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair! Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough! Get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up! Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.  

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Next stop, Claymore mines training.  Good grief.