It's not a question of IF, but a question of WHEN.
What's really messed up though is that the WHEN happens when you're off guard and at your most vulnerable state. Notice how sh*t happens when you're watching your favorite soap opera, belting it out in the karaoke, asleep, in the shower, or the worst, taking a dump - this case, it's literally and figuratively. Only proves that the universe is out to screw you over. I can hear the pessimists rejoicing. Hmmm.. Do pessimists ever rejoice?
Right. Onto today's post. Crappy road work plus crappier drivers, Murphy must be jumping up and down in excitement. We're just lucky that the WHEN happened during a live interview.
Pops the popcorn in the microwave.
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