Yep, that's 10 years of my life there.
I believe this is the algorithm Facebook used to mash-up your 50,000+ photos and posts into a one-minute video.
Begin.
"Your First Moments" = choose one or combination of up to three. If resulting "likes" is lesser than "another photo" but "another photo" does not fall into one of the categories, choose "Your First Moments"
a. You look stoned
b. Your mugshot for DUI
c. You look like an idiot
d. You look like a deer caught in the headlights
"Your Most Liked Posts" = choose one or combination of up to three. If resulting "likes" is lesser than "another post" but "another post" does not fall into one of the categories, choose "Your Most Liked Posts"
a. Something incriminating
b. Something degrading
c. Something racist, sexist, anything that is *-ist
d. Something you thought cool, but really is stupid
"Photos You've Shared" = choose one or combination of up to three. If resulting "likes" is lesser than "another photo" but "another photo" does not fall into one of the categories, choose "Photos You've Shared"
a. camel
b. grouper
c. horse
d. ostrich
repeat all until movie length is >= 1 minute.
End.
No wonder some people's reactions are a bit extreme.
I looked like a grouper+ostrich?
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