They say that alcohol is the door to the mysterious world.
It's a world where everything is possible. Where your voice can hit notes that even the world's best tenors can't. A world where you dance better than the world ballet members combined. A world where you look like Brad Pitt, only more handsome.
It's also a world of wonders where unexplainable things happen. Things like ending up in the toilet without you remembering the trip. Or of a truck ending up on top of a tree. Of women mysteriously becoming pregnant.
This world is all fun and good, until you try to go home that is.
Guy #1 to Guy #2: Come on man, stop hurting the pavement with your face.
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