You Know Nothin' Jon Snow

That's what she said.

Season 4 is about to end *sigh*  and it'd be 2015 before we get to watch Peter Dinklage and the rest of the gang. "You had to pick The Imp."  Yes of course.  He is the most popular character.  "No he's not."  Alright, name another character who's actor's name got used as the lyrics of the show's title sequence?  No one. Only Peter Dinklage.  *cue intro song* Come on, sing with me now..  "Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage .."

Fair warning.  What you are about to see is an Honest Trailer of Game of Thrones Seasons 1-3, which is pretty much, well, an honest trailer of Game of Thrones..  You have been warned.

Hit the jump for the video and the link to other Honest Trailers.

One Direction At Their Finest

So fine your undies will undo themselves.

They say that there's a true and tested formula for a boyband to succeed.  1.  Good looks, 2.  Good dancing skills, 3.  Good singing voice.  Pick two.  So you might ask, what are the two traits of One Direction then?  Why don't you go ahead and find out for yourselves.  I guarantee, you will get a blast figuring out which. My take, it's the hair.

Hit the jump for the One Direction Infection.

Fat

It's what eating fast food makes you.

My homie Jules once said that hamburgers are the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast, so imagine a world where animals ate what the major percentage of the world's population eat in a daily basis.  What do you think would hunting be like? One word - bouncy and hilarious.

"You said one word." Yes and the cake is a lie.  "..."

Hit the jump to see the clip.

Terrible Boat Accident Should Not Be Funny

But it is.

I wanted to say "But sadly it is," however, I'm not sure if by adding "sadly" would be less mean and actually make a point that making fun of someone's demise is wrong or by doing so would add more insult because it meant that it was indeed funny and thereby saying that making fun of someone's demise is alright. .. Wait.. or is it the other way around ... Now I'm confused.  What I'm saying is, I'm concerned that by saying that it is or it is not would imply that I'm a hypocrite either way and make me less of a credible writer no matter what path I choose despite me being sorry for the passengers, because come on, between the boat driver and the one who edited the original clip, this is just way too funny to pass up.

Keep going to see the take down.

When Celebrities are Commoners

'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
maids, and cut off their heads.

"Say what?"  That is Shakespeare mon frere'.  "Yeah, so what's the point?"  Shakespeare, royalties, commoners?  "Doesn't make any sense."  Ahh... Indeed, I should have ask'd you that before.  "Good, glad to see you come around."  Now I'll tell you without asking: my master is the great rich Capulet; and if you be not of the house of Montagues, I pray, come and crush a cup of wine. Rest you merry!  "You're hopeless."  Begone! Foul beast!  Begone!

Arrr, now what say you, you of noble blood shall go on to the clicky clicky. "That's pirate, not Shakespeare."  Begone!  Foul beast!  Arrr!  

Do the clicky clicky.

Infomercial's Finest

Call them exaggerated but these ploys actually work.

Do you always have free time in your hands?  Does your mind continuously sit idle for more than 30 minutes even when you are supposed to be on a deadline?  Do you find yourself looking at a distance with a blank expression on your face even when you're talking to your boss?  If you do, then it's time for your dose of The Musings of a Sillyman! ..

"Lame."  Shut it. I know it's lame.  It's supposed to be lame.

Anyway, I guess the clip after the jump would do a lot worse better than that.

Everyone's a critic these days.

Unlucky Tractor Man is Unlucky

Sh*t happens sometimes.. sometimes always.

Some bad days are exceptionally bad.  They're so bad that describing them as bad is like describing a nuclear explosion as a big bang.  It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed at the wrong time in a wrong place with a bad headache, a bad stomach, and a bad black eye (both eyes) from a bad party the previous night. It's like the Inception of bad days.

The guy in this video has that.

Keep going to see it.

Rottweilers Can Make You Hit the Hight Notes

Yes, even thieves can hit them too.

This is a funny clip of a thief that hid in a swamp and got himself up close and personal, too up close and personal to his liking, with a 60 kg Rottweiler. Though the actual biting/clawing is not shown, we can still hear the terror in the guy's screams. Probably his nuts are being threatened by the dog.

Hit the jump to see the video.

When Conference Calls are In Real-Life

How appropriate, I was just from a 3-hour conference call.

I'm sure when the question "Who likes attending conference calls?" is asked that only four kinds of people would be likely to raise their hands.  One, the company's CxO level employees, because more or less they own the company and that it is also the perfect time to rub in their x270 salary gap with the rest of the employees.  Secondly, the middle management guys because it's the perfect time to rub elbows with the big guys upstairs hoping to be part of their elite circle someday.  Third, the slacker type employees who excel in finding excuses not to do his job (we all know of at least one).  Lastly, the weirdo who likes to breath heavily into the phone and gets his kicks listening to people's voices.

*ping*
Host:  Who just joined the call?
<silence>
Host:  Who just joined the call?
<hahhh hahhh hahhh>
Host:  I can hear you breathing?
<silence>
Host:  Who is this?
<<hahhh hahhh hahhh>
Host: ...

Hit the jump to see the funny clip.

DHL's Viral Video

LOLZ! Pawned!  Says DHL.

Yes, in a move that can be described as cheap yet equally genius, DHL had other major shipping companies actually advertise for them.  How'd they do it?  Well they had these huge boxes printed with DHL ads and had them taped over with thermo-active foil that appears opaque or transparent when it reaches a certain temperature. The boxes started out as plain black box (due to the freezing process) which gradually turns into a brown box complete with the words "DHL IS FASTER" as they get warmer.  DHL then had their competing shipping companies deliver these boxes.  Brilliant.

I can just see the smirk on DHL.

Hit the jump to see the viral video.

Punch Drunk Love - A Tale of a Drunk, a Punch, and Neighbor Love

It was like the picture above, only the knockout lasted longer.. wayyyy longer.

Tough-looking guy complete with tattoos bangs on your doorsteps threatening to do unpleasant things to you.  What kind of things? I don't know, like shoving a big cucumber right up your cornhole is one.  Now out of the million unpleasant things that  you could think of, why would I choose that as an example?  I've no clue.  I was just here writing this post while eating a donut and I've thought of cucumbers.  Weird.

Anyway, it looked like the guy was out cold for a full night.  Granted, he may have come to earlier and decided to sleep away his drunkenness in the hallway..  That, or he suffered brain damage from his fall.

To see the punch that rivals that of Manny Pacquiao's, you know what to do.

Don't Play That Song, That Achy Breaky Song Two

The interwebs is buzzing and it's not because of Miley Cyrus but because of her old man Billy Ray, with his remake of his one-hit-wonder Achy Breaky Heart.  You know, that song that we all love to hate.

Not a minute in the video and my ears were already bleeding.  I don't know which's worse.  The rap, the Achy Breaky sample used in the chorus, or the twerking alien hookers.  I think I'll just play it safe and say it's all of them.  You've been warned.

Video after the jump.

Who Let The Dogs Bite! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Admit it.  You sang to that.  It's ok,  I did too.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Africa.  A pack of wild dogs showed a hyena who is top canine in an attack that showcased the classic bite-to-the-nose maneuver.  A maneuver that dates back to ancient times when ancient dogs used to roam the ancient world in an ancient setting.  It's just so ancient I'm telling you. Anyway, such maneuver is so effective that it left the usually laughing hyena still laughing but in a more timid manner.

Jump to see the video.

Gym Businesses Worldwide Might Become a Thing of the Past

So will man-boobs.

Fact:  No man is born with a body like Hercules.
Fact:  You can have a body like Hercules by going to the gym.
Fact:  Men do not like going to the gym.
Conclusion:  Men will have man-boobs sooner or later.

That made perfect sense in my head until I wrote it down.  Now, not so much.  But I'm convinced of the time when it made sense that I am not going to change it.

I'm sure this was used in the Batman & Robin movie.

Gee! I F

GIFs.  What would the Internet be without you.

I ponder on all the great many hours I've spent browsing looking at GIFs heckling to myself when I see some really funny ones.. wait, did I just say many hours?  That's sad..  This is an ode to these great Internet invention.. without which, the memes would never be the same.

They range from the cute ones

.. the funny ones

.. and the weird ones

Here's a list of GIFs that more or less represent the happenings in our day to day miserable excuse for a life. :p

GIFs of our Lives

I personally like #7 and #28 :D