Don't Play That Song, That Achy Breaky Song Two

The interwebs is buzzing and it's not because of Miley Cyrus but because of her old man Billy Ray, with his remake of his one-hit-wonder Achy Breaky Heart.  You know, that song that we all love to hate.

Not a minute in the video and my ears were already bleeding.  I don't know which's worse.  The rap, the Achy Breaky sample used in the chorus, or the twerking alien hookers.  I think I'll just play it safe and say it's all of them.  You've been warned.

Video after the jump.

It's Easy, You Just Cross Your Eyes And Blow

Wait, I think I got that instruction wrong.

Stereograms.  Ahhh, the magical world where hidden 3D images appear and where you appear as a nutjob describing the 3d image for those who don't know how to see.

    What do you mean you don't see it?  It's there!
    Where?
    There!
    Where?
    There!
    I don't see it.
    It's there!  There's the head, the tail, and the wings!
    ...
    Look, it's floating in the air right in front of you!
    Okayyyy.  I'm gonna go now.
    Wait!  Don't go! It's really there!
    ...
    I promise!