Horror in Just Two Sentences

Who said that you needed a full book to get a good fright?

Here's a collection of twenty horror stories that are told in just two sentences. Yes, two sentences are all it takes to send some chill down your spine.  I especially like #3.

Hit the jump to see the rest and let your imagination run wild. Abloo! bloo! bloo!

Don't Play That Song, That Achy Breaky Song Two

The interwebs is buzzing and it's not because of Miley Cyrus but because of her old man Billy Ray, with his remake of his one-hit-wonder Achy Breaky Heart.  You know, that song that we all love to hate.

Not a minute in the video and my ears were already bleeding.  I don't know which's worse.  The rap, the Achy Breaky sample used in the chorus, or the twerking alien hookers.  I think I'll just play it safe and say it's all of them.  You've been warned.

Video after the jump.