Awww, Snap

This is the Yang for the next post so don't despair.

Question:  What do you do when you are asked by a school bus driver for help in dealing with a 16-year-old kid that has psychiatric problems that won't get off the bus?

Bonus:  You're a cop.

I know, I Know "Not Another Transformers Movie"

Hear me out though.

If I may quote the words of  Anthony Jeselnik from Comedy Central Roast.  This is done with some minor embellishments.  This is McFarlane's third time hosting the show the fourth film in Michael Bay's Transformers which would come as no surprise because when Seth McFarlane Michael Bay does something, then by God the heavens, he repeats the living sh*t out of it.  Funny guy.

Evolution at its Finest

Or not.

Think about it.  If this was a product of evolution, then this fly's wings must start with, what, a dot, then to a bigger dot, then to a blotch, then the blotch gradually changed shape, evolved, and somehow materialized into a convincing replica of an ant?

Payback's a Porn

No, I am not posting porn and if ever I do, surely you didn't think that I'd start with these two?

These two are yet to be identified and are allegedly the thieves that took the phone of one Victoria Brodsky. Who?  Your guess is as good as mine.  Anyway, as the story goes, her phone got stolen and a week after, she was surprised to see in her Dropbox a series of nude photos of two strangers that ultimately climaxed (pun intended) to a full-blown homemade sex video of the two.  I haven't seen the video but by Ms. Brodsky's account "Sex looks very boring in their house."

Breath Damn It! Breath!!!

That's me saying to myself while watching this.

This guy is truly nuts.  I remember when my wife and I went for snorkeling in one of our tropical vacations where pussy that I am when it comes to deep waters, had a sudden panic attack that blew all my faculties and reasons out the window.  In that sheer moment of terror, I grab hold of my wife and cried out "Help! Help! Help!" all the while trashing my hands wildly like a maniac. 

Silence is Golden

Or in this case, could have saved her 300 days of imprisonment.

This one is difficult to call.  I don't know which one to pick.  On the left we have the indicted that probably has some form of ass-and-mouth confusion syndrome as evident by her fluid capacity to dish out more words in a minute than what her brain could potentially process.  While to the right,  there's the megaloegomaniacal-you-should-bow-to-and-tremble-because-he-is-more-than-barry-effing-gibbs judge.   Talk about a match made in heaven.

I'm Back!!!

Sorry folks, I had to take a brief pause from writing to attend to this thing we call "life."  Not that I'm not saying you don't have one, no, of course you do.

*awkward silence follows*

So..

*more awkward silence*

To the batmobile!