You Know Nothin' Jon Snow

That's what she said.

Season 4 is about to end *sigh*  and it'd be 2015 before we get to watch Peter Dinklage and the rest of the gang. "You had to pick The Imp."  Yes of course.  He is the most popular character.  "No he's not."  Alright, name another character who's actor's name got used as the lyrics of the show's title sequence?  No one. Only Peter Dinklage.  *cue intro song* Come on, sing with me now..  "Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage .."

Fair warning.  What you are about to see is an Honest Trailer of Game of Thrones Seasons 1-3, which is pretty much, well, an honest trailer of Game of Thrones..  You have been warned.

Hit the jump for the video and the link to other Honest Trailers.

The Hellevator

0 to 60 or in this case 1 to 31 in 15 seconds flat.

It's the nightmare that everyone riding an elevator dreads..  "Riding with a clown with a pet skunk?" No. Why would a clown have a pet skunk?  As I was saying .. "Being trapped in the elevator with a moose?" No.  Moose? As I was saying .. "Riding with a giant tarantula that's singing Everything is Awesome?" Wait, what? You've got some weird stuff going on in your mind there pal.  Who are you?  "I am your father." Really.  "Ok ok, I am your conscience."  Right.  I don't have one you dweeb. "Now you do."  Go away.  "I can't.  I'm part of you."  "Inside you." ... "What does that even mean ... ?"

Let's just get on with the clip.

The New Mortal Kombat Will Want To Make You

I dunno, finish someone off?

Get it?  Finish someone off?  Ha ha ha.  <sarcasm voice> "Very clever."  </sarcasm voice> I know right?  Sometimes I even surprise myself.  But hey, have you seen the trailer yet?  It's the new installment in the Mortal Kombat franchise, Mortal Kombat X. "Is it read as Eks or Ten?"  I don't know.  Why would you care anyway?  It's a new Mortal Kombat and if the gameplay mechanics *cough* environmental objects *cough* would be as good as the trailer then it's going to be an awesome game.  If there's one thing that I don't like though, it is the outcome of the fight.  Oh and the music.  Guess that makes it two.

Hit the jump for the video.

One Direction At Their Finest

So fine your undies will undo themselves.

They say that there's a true and tested formula for a boyband to succeed.  1.  Good looks, 2.  Good dancing skills, 3.  Good singing voice.  Pick two.  So you might ask, what are the two traits of One Direction then?  Why don't you go ahead and find out for yourselves.  I guarantee, you will get a blast figuring out which. My take, it's the hair.

Hit the jump for the One Direction Infection.